Mel Gibson cost me 300,000 bucks

That's right Mel. Way to fall off the wagon and start yelling at cops. I bought shares in his new movie Apocalypto and the next day it's in the news he is arrested for drunk driving. Not only that but he starts yelling at the cops asking if their Jews, and if they are Jews did they know they did this and that and you can guess what was said. He then gets forcably tossed into the drunk tank where he proceeds to call a female officer "Sugar Tits".

Mel oh Mel. Everyone thought you were the bees knees after that horrible Christ thing you did. Now everyone knows you just a crazy old fart with lots of cash who hates Jewish people and doesn't respect women. More importantly you've fucked up my Hollywood Stock Exchange bank account.

Thanks douche bag.