Oh World Cup.
You were so beautiful.
Well Italy and France, my two most hated of teams contested the final.
I acutally don't mind Italy when they aren't breaking peoples noses with elbows, spitting on lesser countries [literally. I'm looking at you Totti!], tackling with the intent to break ankles, complaining that everything isn't going their way. When they actually play they are pretty damn good.
The final itself was a fair game but great for drama. France GALVENIZED~!~!~! by the last game of Zinadine Zidanes career [top five players ever...EVER] pretty much dominated the entire game. They scored on a penalty kick which Zidane chipped in. Italy equalized through Matarazzi [SPIT] and from then on it was pretty much all France. They couldn't however get taht second goal.
However Zidane did find time in the game to head butt the ever loving life out of Matarazzi. Aparently the friendly Italian called his sister a whore, wished his mother to died rapidly of cancer and called him a terroist cause he is Algerian. Zidane decided these were unkind things to say and just laid headbutt to the heart into this dude. Buddy ate fat load of turf and Zidane got the red.
Italy won on penalties and I was happy for them. Seeing as how almost all of their players are out of jobs now that their teams are going to be sent to the 3rd teir in the Italian leagues it was nice to see them happy.
Moments of note as Italy partied.
Cammronasie sitting on a chair with the entire Italian team around him doing this wierd ass dance then cutting his hair off.
Gattuso somehow loosing his pants and deciding to just walk around in tighty whities.
Gianlugi Buffon the Italian goalie [and second most obviously ugly man alive] revealing his massive over bite over and over again as he smiled.
So in the end not a bad world cup, not a very good one.
Euro 2008! only 24 months away!
Well Italy and France, my two most hated of teams contested the final.
I acutally don't mind Italy when they aren't breaking peoples noses with elbows, spitting on lesser countries [literally. I'm looking at you Totti!], tackling with the intent to break ankles, complaining that everything isn't going their way. When they actually play they are pretty damn good.
The final itself was a fair game but great for drama. France GALVENIZED~!~!~! by the last game of Zinadine Zidanes career [top five players ever...EVER] pretty much dominated the entire game. They scored on a penalty kick which Zidane chipped in. Italy equalized through Matarazzi [SPIT] and from then on it was pretty much all France. They couldn't however get taht second goal.
However Zidane did find time in the game to head butt the ever loving life out of Matarazzi. Aparently the friendly Italian called his sister a whore, wished his mother to died rapidly of cancer and called him a terroist cause he is Algerian. Zidane decided these were unkind things to say and just laid headbutt to the heart into this dude. Buddy ate fat load of turf and Zidane got the red.
Italy won on penalties and I was happy for them. Seeing as how almost all of their players are out of jobs now that their teams are going to be sent to the 3rd teir in the Italian leagues it was nice to see them happy.
Moments of note as Italy partied.
Cammronasie sitting on a chair with the entire Italian team around him doing this wierd ass dance then cutting his hair off.
Gattuso somehow loosing his pants and deciding to just walk around in tighty whities.
Gianlugi Buffon the Italian goalie [and second most obviously ugly man alive] revealing his massive over bite over and over again as he smiled.
So in the end not a bad world cup, not a very good one.
Euro 2008! only 24 months away!
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